The Bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man’s wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?”
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anythin sexual at such a young age, the father replied, “It….it was only a bug, Honey.” The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said …. “Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?”
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are an April Fool; D
Rabbit, rabbit.
And a January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December
Rabbit, rabbit
hahahahaha!
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oh, i needed this
I loved this one!
that was funny….. happy april fools day thom… love you lots. ma xoxoxoxoxo
Happy April Fools Day To you as well
Very funny!
But I feel kind of stupid though.For two reasons.
1. What’s with rabbit rabbit?
I’m not sure I get it. In fact, I don’t get it?
2. I don’t think I’m going to be able to do Quilly’s Three word challenge. I do not “feel” the word propinquity. At all.
I’m totally and utterly uninspired and I feel so stupid!
Hmm my Belgian Bombshell. I hope you are feeling okay. Maybe you will feel the word later in the day. I think that is the sign of a good writer when you feel the words. I never do and never thought about that.
Rabbit, rabbit – you say that on the first day of each month and it brings good luck. Nessa had to tell me last month what it meant. Then I thought why didn’t I just google it.
It will not happen later in the day, I’m afraid. It’s 9.45 pm here and I’m rather tired. Thanks for the rabbit rabbit! Rabbit rabbit to you too my friend! I thought it had something to do with April fool’s day!
Oh my! Now I have a brain that is farting? Ewww, time to go to bed perhaps! LOL!
Night Night…I’m off to my company phyiscal…Maybe early in the morning you will be inspired
Night night!
And don’t ever feel stupid. Taking a line from Forest Gump: Stupid Is as Stupid Does. Everyone has their moments but being stupid isn’t one of them. I like to call it a brain fart LOL
LOL I wasn’t expecting that!
LOL…it was too funny
Thom ~ As soon as I got reading this I remembered hearing it a long time ago. It is funny how we remember the dirty jokes but can’t remember what happened yesterday (well that’s how I am). Reading this brought back something I said to a new driver that was relieving me a couple of months ago. There was a chip out of the Windshield due to a wee rock coming in contact with it. It gets so cold here in January and February that salt doesn’t work by it self, for help with traction course sand is put down on the roads. Anyway to make a long story short I told the Newbie a bug hit my windshield. They thought about it for a couple of minutes and I don’t think they really caught on it was from a rock hitting the Windshield. OH to be a Newbie, good thing I don’t have a mean streak like some of the Veteran Drivers do. That’s a road I dont’ even want to go down.
Happy Trails (to the closest Loo when driving a bus)
ROFLMAO. After 19 years with the bus I would have to think about that if you told me that. LOL. Just kidding. Oh and finding a Loo sometimes is a bitch…LOL
On that note:
What is the last thing to go through a Bug’s Mind when it does hit a Windshield?
That was just too funny!
I thought so to Carletta.
Okay, me, being practical, want to know the logistics of this. They’re fighting about his infidelities, she’s rooting around in his pants with a sharp object in her hand, and he just lets her?
And if she wasn’t rooting around in his pants, was he driving with his wanger just hanging out? Somebody explain.
Only a teacher would want to know this. Yes he was driving around with his wanger hanging out. She was going to town on the wanger with her mouth and all of a sudden, she has a meltdown, for some unknown reason, and feels a sharp object under the seat, grabs it and attacks
Oh. So you were there? Just sitting in the back watching over the seats?
No I read the memo from you
I was taking pictures for Globe Magazine. I didn’t think anybody saw me.
I hope they paid you well