GRANDMA’S BOYFRIEND
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’
Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.’
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. The minister said, ‘Hello son, is your Grandma home?’
The little boy replied, ‘Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.’
The minister fainted.
Author: Unkown
Hey, it’s only my opinion
A Hui Ho
LOL! I just about fell out of my chair laughing!
Hope the chair is okay LOL
My, Out of the Mouth’s of Babes.
Isn’t that the truth
The boy’s name is Dennis. And the world has too many Grandmas like that. Some of whom aren’t much older than Dennis …
Is his last name Mitchell?
I was thinking Menance LOL
Yer both right.
Just one question Thom, did one of your passengers tell you this joke? I have passengers on my buses that like to pass the time telling jokes.
No Bill I got it from a friend in an email. But I tell you I get plenty of people that tell me jokes as well. One of the benefits of being a bus driver. Problem I have is if they aren’t written down, they come in one ear and out the other LOL
I hear more jokes from Walter on the Fuel Lanes, ever since I told him how “Copper Wire” was invented (two Scotsmen fighting over a penny). He always has a joke or a pun for me. I can’t remember them all, I usually forget by the time I have the bus parked. Funny thing though I usually remember the Dirty ones more.
Well you are doing better than I. Clean or dirty I have a hard time remembering them. But yet again, it could be that I’m so bad at repeating them that I just figure well why remember them then LOL
I just had a vision.
Did Quilly bang her camera?
I think she wanted to bang it over my head…So I dug out. Thank goodness OC came home just around this time
LOL They’d get you hung wouldn’t they?
In more ways than one
LOL… good one!
Mahalo – I thought it was a good one also
Very hysterical and so appropriate for Sunday; D
I thought so too. That’s why I waited til today to post it or close to it at least
That is funny, kids say the most unexpected things
And it’s worse when it’s in real life and you are in a store and they go off. LOL. Art Linkletter said it best…Kids Say The Darndest Things
LOL, hilarious!
Indeed it is
Now that was funny.
I understand from Quilly that you are a vampire. Can you fly?
Doubtful…but I can leap tall buildings in a single bound
LMBO!!! That is soooooooo funny!
Agreed