Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:…. Cost – $29.99
Clinton :….. Cost – $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :… Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :… The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:…. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :…… Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:…. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :…. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton :….. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :… Let’s not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :…. Monica’ s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :….. Monica.. ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :….. Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing
This made me remember when I was still in the Picture Show business as a Projectionist and we were running Titanic. I remember walking down Theatre Alley (the hallway where each auditorium entrance was) with my coffee talking to a doorman. When we were passing the lineup for the Titanic Showing I looked at Simon and said did you know the ship sinks at the end of the movie. One lady got really mad and thanked me for ruining the end of the movie for her. We all looked at her and some in the lineup laughed.
Check out this link Titanic ~ The Sequel. Check out the date on Roses’ Headstone, She’d only be 13 when Titanic sunk in 1912. Oh well, Hollywood Licence, or Rose looked much older and mature than she really was.
Wow Bill thanks for the info and I see what you are talking about. Incredible. I love what the old lady said. Had me laughing
Giggles!
very funny post, you had me smiling all the way down!! Loved it!
Mahalo my friend. I liked it also
I burst out laughing and turned to OC (sitting at the table) to tell him he had to read this, and there he was craning his neck to see what was so funny.
LOL…I hope he enjoyed it
That is beyond hysterical. He should have gotten extra credit.
Agreed Nessa
Ohhhhhhhhhhh MY! ROFL! Yea… let’s NOT go there!
Why not? LOL…nawh I agree with ya
I’m a huge fan of President Clinton, yet this was just the laugh I needed to get the day off to a great start. Good one!
Welcome Capsun…I think this is your first visit. Thanks for stopping by. Glad it gave a good laugh
too funny.
and my… erm, significant other came by to see what i was laughing about but… how do you translate wordplay to someone who doesn’t understand english…
Carefully LOL