Well boys and girls get ready for Mowtown this week. And it’s Wednesday and Thursday. Bushman…try and keep up this week and whining about your picks. As I say, http://bootys &cleavage.com Dean…ya got to pick yourself up and get back into the running like last year. I have a hard time believing you and ma were up top. Maura…you fuzzy little thing you. CJ – you gonna be in the shits this week as usual? Gil – I’ll forgive the Lil vote…oh wait I can’t that’s your bouncing big ass AI choice…
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I swear… you mom and I battled it out with Barb all season last year. Dont know what happened this year. This week I will be sober for the show!!!
Yeah right:P But I must admit I’m proud of you for stopping smoking cig!!!
Sober is no fun and I say smoke up…if that dont’ kill ya something else will. Might as well enjoy while it lasts
Ah did you just try to put somebody on me!!! What are you on man my pick is the same as yours? Did you just try and freak me out this morning and Dean stop living in the past, LOL! You know I love you:)
LOL…and it didn’t work damn…
With a future like mine I gotta!!!
what up no AI tonight! So bummed:(
Gil Gil Gil…poor thing…need to keep up with the blog my boy…It was posted last week that the show wouldn’t be on this week until Wednesday. We have to make room for all the Messiah followers to sprinkle their man and woman juice on their beloved leader tonight.
I’ve got my flask of holy water all ready!
Oh my favorite cousin…my ass holy water…loaded with Gin I’m sure
and tonic G&T G&T
Don’t forget the twist
It has come to my attention that someone that posts regularly to this blog has let something pass that well ummmm let’s just say the CJ should get her head out of her shitter tank and pay more attention to. Bushman … oh you hairy assed thing you (and I don’t speak from experience or have any visual interpretation but possibly Maura might know as she is so into hairy and fuzzy) that you have not yet paid your $20.00 entry fee. Hence, nvmtbkr (aka Chuck) has not paid his contempt of court charges levied by said head stuck in the shit pipes CJ last week. I would hope Mr. Buchan that you seriously consider paying your fee so the fine get’s paid and poor nvmtbrk avoids penalty and interest. Get your head out of Lil’s big pink ass and that oh so cleavaged Megan so that we can merrily continue on our way towards seeing my AI be crowned and that you avoid a contempt of court charge and poor nvmtbkr avoids penalty and interest as well. You see I’m just looking out for the interest of all the judges being the concerned judge that well wants to give everyone a fair shake of a booty or a cop of a cleavage
Dirty
The dirtier the better in my opinion
They all better just pay up! Their playing with my money now:P
Gil, what do you mean “your” money?
Stop glotting Lee
oops gloating, ha ha ha
Your money? on Bushman’s big fat hairy white ass your money LOL
who is Hairy and Fuzzy? Did those dumb judges bring someother has beens back to life? Why do you want to visualize the BUSHMANS’ hair butt Thomas? I really think you might already be drunk…. there just a couple of us in the LIL ROUNDS elite league and GIL is not among us. As for those taking up space and time (a lot like Obama) without paying the piper…..well I think they might all be democrats waiting for some kind of stimulus from the CJ – please deny this CJ! is cleavage singular or plural?
There are so many has beens I can’t see straight. LIL Rounds Elite League…ya and you all be bouncing that rubbery blubber ass all the way to the losers bracket. The CJ providing stimulus? The only stimulus she gets is from Marlboro’s and dog bones when she aint working on her shit pipes. Cleavage is cleavage is cleavage. Plural or singular…don’t matter..its just well ummm how do you put it…Two Tits In A Push Up Bra
MY MOTOWN MAMA is gonna kick some “SUPREME” Ass! YA’LL are gonna see what kinda Mad talents this well rounded gal possesses. Good thing we have an extra night to gear up for it.
mm hmm…you got that right girl! Lil’s gonna do it up right this week. She got Motown in every part of her cleavage, her booty, and everywhere else too! Snap! It’s nice to be a member of the “elite” Lil Club.
arryl
Yeah stick to that elite Lil Club…my boy Adam gonna sing circles around all that booty and cleavage hanging on that stage
She gonna be singing Aint No Mountain High Enough and that valley is located way below that big old ass..
Sure is lil all 2 of you, lol
WELL, we weren’t afraid of all that were we Darryl?? Some of us have learned to turn our fears over and tell it like it is and then some of us just want to talk about Hairy, Fuzzy and somebodies butt …..well – I say if you got it – you better do something with IT! You know, use it or…..wish you did
M
Yeah ya aint afraid cuz you too busy watching that bubble ass jiggling like jello. Use it or loose it I say
LOL or should I say LIL!
(—-)<——-LIL Ass (LOL or should I also say LIL
YES, Thomas, I believe you should be saying LIL !! Not that I know first hand (he hee)….I do believe you could just continue to write your standard VERBAGE (RHYMS WITH GARBAGE) HAIRY, BOOBS, ASS, BOUNCE and for some unknown reason HAIRY (all those in the elite club KNow THAT HAIRY is so last decade…it’s all about the brazilian wax these days!) Ketchup Big Thom – you gotta get some new material.
Heliossity, I think I like being on your team..we got a vibe.
Yeah, we got vibe & rhythm & we know a good thing when we see & hear it. That’s why we chose Lil as our idol
Oh but it’s so hard to teach an old dog new tricks…I’m saving my best for last when you elite LIL LOOSERS will be vibing all the way over the rainbow to Oz where Dorothy will be waiting in open arms with her ruby reds and off you go with the winged monkeys.
Wow, winged monkeys Thom – really? You go from Boobs and Booty to Dis’n Judy
one of the greatest singers of all time- that is beyond wrong…
You and the rest of the ADAM (soft porn)THE SCREAMER club, will forever have to be watching your pick on YOU TUBEVILLE in a few more weeks.
Adam soft porn? Hell no…it’s hard core baby and the TUBEVILLE be live not Memorex. Judy Judy Judy…click those ruby reds and get that squawking voice and thunder thighs back to Kansas…
Good luck tomorrow. I will be in the air winging my way, along with the winged monkeys and knowing that Adam is still going to be the AI this year, to Honolulu. Will chat later so be have and don’t forget I will be on the ground in paradise and I might be an ocean away but my knowledge and words of wisdom will still be present. Aloha.
Fine rub it in Thom:P
I intend to.On the plane from SF to HNL. Now get you ass bouncing LIL and get those bags loaded so judge Thom can get home to warmth and sunshine and see Adam becomes the AI. Giddy up girl!!
It’s only hours till we get to judge the Motown show. I predict Mike, Scott and Megan not being able to bring the soul train:P Hope they prove me wrong. Thom hope you get home nice and safe.
Indeed I did Gil and thank you…you LIL lover you LOL. I certainly hope that Mowtown is better than country.
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ARGH… I’m sick of this blind fuck nut!
ROFLMAO…A big draw back for me here … I still have 2 hours to go until it’s on
Well Adam was remarkable. Boone was even close!!! Well as much as I hate to say it Allison was very good! For the suckers: Scott megan lil anoop and danny and michael sarver oh god!!!! I have no idea what to do argh!
CJ – your Megan Joy was horrible. I could smell her feet all the way over to Honolulu. She slouches also and I think she could be in real trouble tonight.
I forgot that i was in republicanland
where it’s all about money
money money money
money & torture
I say torture cuz i just watched lil rounds scream her way thru heatwave
bitch thinks she’s already won
bitches, man
Well you are alive…and yes it’s about the money. So pay up Boy!!! I’m going to finally agree with you that Lil was a screecher last night and yes I agree with you that she assumes she’s “it”. Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch. LOL
Okay all you LIL lovers…SHE WAS HORRIBLE…A Screaching Mimi last night. Adam is a true star. He can change it up and just well…soft porn here we come. No one has even come close to matching his talent. Michael and Scott have got to go. Megan Joy needs Dr. Scholls to help her out and she needs to wear a bra that pulls her back up while uplifting her tata’s. Allison could be the real wild card in this whole thing and I think that she was thrown in the bottom two last week just to throw everyone off. The rest were all middle of the roadies if you ask me. Buchan – Pay Up!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna like Megan… I really do. But that was an embracement of a performance last night. I also think she comes across as a weirdo during her interviews. She and Michael were about the same in their crappiness. I cant decide who deserves the big flush!
P.S. This card carrying democrat says…. wait for it…..
PAY UP BUCHAN!
Maybe Buchan will listen to you, you card carrying Obama lova you since both of your are extreme liberal leftists. Yeah I’m having a hard time deciding whose gonna bite the big one tonight. Hell they could bite my big one for that matter
P.P.S. OOOBAMAAA OOOBAMAAA OOOBAMAAA!
What a wonderful ADAM night! My Idol is putting out all the stops, yeah! Megan, Mike and Scott can we just vote you off now and get it over with I mean it’s really apparent they are gone baby gone I just can’t figure out the order they will depart? Glad to hear your home safe Thom:)
Thank you Gil and I think you have the order wrong but hey whose keeping track
ARGH NOT MY MEGAN IT SEEMS TO BE BETWEEN MEGAN AND MICHAEL SARVER THIS WEEK. ONE NOTE TO ALL YOU SO CALLED JUDGES. I HOPE YOU ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG THIS WEEK.
<-------------singing:
"Another one Bites the Dust, Another Bites the Dust"
Adam could sing that real good, huh!
With or without black finger nail polish to boot…or should I say to heel!!
He looked so handsome. I dont get that whole eye liner and swoopy hair thing.
He’s an artist is why. Just ask Alice Cooper
i cannot believe that i am doing so poorly this year.DEAN, WERENT WE WONDERFUL LAST YEAR… FOUGHT ALL THE WAY TO THE VERY LAST SHOW AND WE WERE IN THE RUNNING TO BE WINNERS. WHAT HAPPENED???? all the years of expertise have flown right out the window. altho i have picked danny to win, i am sure that adam is going to take the whole ball of wax. and i think maybe allison will be the only chick left at the end – deservedly so !!! adam was so awesome last night i could hardly stand it. being no bleeding heart, i want that damn blind guy to hit the trail, white cane, piano and all…..
Yeah right you did good last year…LOL. and Poor Scotty…you are so mean to him…He’s Dean and Bushmans FAVORITE
I NEED DARRYL, BUCHAN, STEVE, SALLY, DEANS VOTES
They all too far up kissing LIL’s ass LOL
ew!
I figured out Today that my real competitors are Debbie, Angie, Tj, Mary Ann, Rob and the kicker THOM! Whats going Dean?
That’s right big boy. Watch out. And what’s going on ma?
I thought you had all the picks I think you need to stay sober more often or maybe your detoxing from the NIC, ick, he he he!
okay i just sent the money (kidding)
We all know you lied!
WOOT I’m on a roll. TA TA Michael don’t play with Megans tata’s
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM no comments from the peanut gallery today. Must be that everyone is scared that I’m moving on up in the rankings. Everyone have a good weekend
Um you are behind me so DON’T get it twisted! Ya’ll need to watch out bc I’m gonna win!!! Don’t worry Grammie, I will win it for you this year. HATE MEGAN. I puked on Wednesday when I had to listen to her. Laurie, you are TRIPPIN!!!!!!!!!! Adam was awesome but he is so weird. Love my Gooks and BIG BUTTS LILS!
For the time being you are…you are trippin sister. Gooks is gonna go down and probably get beat up from Lil’s big baloon ass I hate Megan Joy also. She just annoys the shit outta me…and boy does that stink
OMG – Look at this poll…when I took it he was robbed…Yeah Right:
From SOAPnet Take the “Idol” Results Poll March 27, 2009 11:54 PDT By Megan Lynn
And it would be written by someone named Megan…must make the CJ happy
hm.. interesting